BINDING AND CASTING!

Some people can bind and cast out anything and almost everything!...
 One Sunday night, Mrs Tejiri was resting in her room. All of a sudden, she starting hearing a very faint but scary sound. She quickly ran to her son's room and woke up the poor boy who was sleeping to help her get her annoiting oil from her car. She picked up her bible and ran towards the sound she was hearing and started binding and casting!.
She prayed like she had never prayer before in her life. Her son who had to join in the prayer session, was sweating like someone who just had a shallow swim with the mammy waters. It was a hot casting and binding session!.
While they were praying, they felt a movement beside their legs. My people, una no go believe say na small fowl when escape from her poultry when her dogs don eat almost halfway wen run enter house dey make the sound!.

I kinda believe dis dude!

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I swear!...lol

I swear I know some very mad peeps!....lol....I know this very mad dude who bought a fairly used BB last night....He called to tell me how uncomfortable he was with the whole idea buh he said he was tired of buying new phones for BIG UNCLES OF THE NIGHT...I assured him it was ok since he got it from a known shop.
He called me this afternoon that he thinks he is in big s**t...I asked what the problem was and he said he got 5 friend request on facebook this morning and he decided to check their profile...coincidentally or prolly (naturally) lol  the 5 peeps who sent him friend request are Policemen!...now he thinks they are stalking him...
I really don't know if this is funny buh seriously,I have been laughing since I got his call....Wetin be my own for the matter sef?...no b say na me send am go buy OKRIKA FONE oh.....

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Stupid Kelvin

My name na Cosmos and I be warri boy...I manage finish from Delsu 5yrs ago and na since den I don dey fine wrk oh..nor to small thing.E nor get d kain  dirty work wen I never reason to do oh...Una know say as I go school reach I push wheelbarrow for warri?..shuo,nothing I never do oh.sometimes sef I go wan follow all these yeye boys do 'night shift' bot dem no dey gree make I follow dem..oh boy,d thing na D.I.E .
Nor be even all dis ones dey vex me for the matter sef..Na my small brother Kelvin dey provoke me.Since wen dem born Kelvin,he never ever respect me..but as I don dey tey for ass (house),he don dey call me brother Cosmos!...the first day wen I hear brother Cosmos for him mouth,convulsion nearly kee me.before I know,he don dey call me bros Cosmos.
Small time,he start to call me bros Cos..Jus las week for here,dis stupid Kelvin start to call me brocos!..who nor know wetin brocos be,make he go sheck warri dictionary..d thing jus dey pain me since becos if to say i don geh work dis stupid boy no go dey call me name wen no b my own...
God u dey see us oh...help ur boy quick oh before Kelvin go start to call me agada becos d way wen he dey look me these days,I nor understand.

Wonders!

There is this dude from the north in my cousin's office..The poor boy is just an IT student..He is studying computer science.The same day he submitted his application for IT placement in the company was the same day their madam fired her office assistant.Mr IT student automatically replaced the office assistant!.
He goes out to buy lunch for everyone in the office,he flushes madam's toilet whenever she uses it,whenever there is no water in the office,instead of buying water from Aboki, Madam tells him to make sure he fills all the containers in the office with water (she doesn't care how he gets it as long as she is not paying for it) just to mention a few of the crazy jobs he does in the office.....yet she pays him ten thousand Naira Monthly!. My cousin said he has never seen this dude buy lunch.He treks home everyday in order to save money for dinner.
Just last two weeks,my cousin met him fetching water in Madam's house and her 10 year old son was instructing him to hurry up and wash the dirty dishes on time so that he can equally wash their dirty clothes before leaving!..
I think Madam is a very wicked person!...buh come to think of it oh, dem tie d guy leg for there abi dem swear for am?.....mscheeeew

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I luv dis video!...abeg make i come chop money too?...lol

A true story...

I was on my bed feeling pains all over my body.I just couldn't remember what happened to me the previous night...I tried standing up but it was serious hell..it was when I tried lifting my hand I noticed the bruises all over my hand...I screamed so loud for  help I could feel my brain ache. My neighbours rushed in to see what was happening.They all shouted JESUS! simultaneously when they saw me...they asked what  happened but I just kept looking at them too for explanations.I was taken to the nearest hospital..The Doctor said I had been raped.There were particles of broken bottles and sticks in my wounds.He asked how and when it happened but I told him I could not remember a thing.I went through series of operations.A doctor even said I might not see properly again because of the particles of broken bottles he had to remove from my eyes.I had to learn to walk all over again because my bones were broken...Trust me,I went through hell...I just couldn't stop wondering who might have done this to me.I couldn't remember a thing.
I was at home one morning 6months after the incident  still trying to figure out my problems when I heard this shy knock on my door..It was Onos..One of the naughty kids in my area.He said he just wanted to make sure I was alright..I was quite surprised cause I didn't know when Onos suddenly became nice..You see,these kids are very bad ones..they don't go to school,they steal and they are always not nice to people.I told him I was ok but that I was still trying to figure out who did that to me.From the way he was behaving,I knew he knew something that he wasn't telling me.I begged him with all the names of God I could remember before he finally told me what happened to me.
Ejiro,a stupid 16 year old thing,used juju on me!...he raped me several times and did so many stupid things to me...I even learnt he was making arrangements for another round..I was dumbfounded!...I had to ask Onos what he said I did to him...He said Ejiro told him that I keep calling him names whenever I see him..that I never mind my business...I was mad!.
I went straight to the police station..The officer on duty told me there was nothing the police could do about it..I went to his parents and they also said there was nothing they could do about it...You won't believe he came to my house that night...He bragged about everything he did to my face and he told me to prepare for him cause he would return soonest for another round...I still don't know where the inspiration came from,I ran straight to my kitchen,picked a knife and stabbed him a couple of times..I felt his soul leave his body but I just couldn't stop stabbing him..I killed Ejiro!..
I don't know how his parents heard about it but they came for his corpse..The following morning,there was this deafening knock on my door....The dead boy's folks were waiting outside my door...they were furious...They said they wanted justice..one of them had a gun,another was holding a cutlass,some of them had sticks and two of them had a tyre and a gallon of fuel...I didn't argue with them..I just kept saying my last prayers...I could say my dead folks already.
As they started beating me in turns,another group of boys came from nowhere.They said they were the youths of the town...they told Ejiro's folks to let me go that whatever I did was mere self-defense..They also warned them never to disturb me.They equally advised them to go and bury their son. Obediently,I was left alone.
This happened 2years ago..I still feel Ejiro's blood on my hands.I beg God for forgiveness everyday..I just pray I feel better as I have decided to share the story..Please pray for me too as you read my story...